vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
Facebook's Anti-Woman Hate Speech Hypocrisy? →
A page called Rapebook called the social-networking site out over banning nipples but overlooking posts that glorified rape and worse. Caroline Linton reports on Rapebook’s missionâand its demise.
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
infinitylooper: Something to think about: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests. This isn’t sustainable.
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
dylanobylan: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
Masses of people think that feminism is always and only about women seeking to...– bell hooks (via ceedling)
broadwaydinosaur: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m...
thebeatlesordie: sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them but then I remember beatlemania and… how one time a girl almost died because she tried to mail herself to the beatles in a huge box beatlemania was and is seriously insane
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
Later that night I held an atlas in my lap ran my fingers across the whole...– Warsan Shire (via loveyourchaos)
don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes
paging-doctorfaggot: paging-doctorfaggot: it is 11:15 pm and there is a god damn dog barking outside never mind it was my dog
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
heartsofthebroken: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? Best post on tumblr.
cchannette: jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week. oh my god
justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: castielthebadassangel: thegabbicave: 0ftenhated: savannahfaerie: doctorsaxon: sweetmotherofpie: Imagine a movie like The Avengers But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces It was Disney Princesses “I have an army,” Maleficent taunted. “Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.” YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE “That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off...
orangelemonart: yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.